I saw an uncle seating in the middle of 2 seats on the bus.

There was an auntie behind me who talked so loudly to her companion I could hear her over my earphones. Is your companion hard of hearing or you are?

I was in the lift today, and even before I could come out, the 2 people who were waiting outside had already came in, effectively blocking the exit by standing in front of me. They had the cheek to look baffled as to why I am in the lift! And.. they wanted to press the close door button when I am still inside. I mean, come on, let me go out first, the lift aint going to run away!

What is wrong with all these people? Zzzzzzzz